BIG SALE STARTS TODAY

I don’t know about you, but the weather people are annoying me.
This Ginger Zee (who my husband thinks is hot which is also very annoying particularly because she wears Easter egg colored suits every day) is smiling away as she announces a “big warm up” WITH
“severe thunderstorms”. Who cares if we have
WARM SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS? (“Hey kids, if you are going out to play in the lightening,wear shorts - it’s a warm one”)

I’m not smiling GINGER! (and my husband better not be either)

gray has a little SUNSHINE to make you smile.
We put a bunch of stuff on sale today.
Good stuff -up to 75% off!
plus all new dresses 10% off 1 & 20% off 2 or more

So get out our rubber soled shoes and come on in.

Or, you could always call your elderly relatives and talk about the weather they’ll love it – finally someone wants to talk about the weather-plus they can fill you in on all their latest ailments and doctor visits!